When you’re having sex with somebody, you can say “yes”, or “yeeeah”, or “uh...– Demetri Martin (via seraviloxela)
zeram: maozedung: homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve i almost spit everywhere
sycophancy: riddlemetom: unfollower: I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden you push that stroller sassy spiderman! you fight those bad guys girlfriend! you...
The reason there’s smog in Los Angeles is ‘cause if we could see the stars If...– George Watsky (via swaggedy-ann)
mischalecters: I really enjoy that new cooking show featuring Hannibal Lecter.
Dancing with your friends
whatshouldwecallme: Some people: Me:
pizzaforpresident: getting a boner in church b/c you were touched by an angel