deathby floral

vintagegal:

The Breakfast Club (1985)

We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.”

“When you’re having sex with somebody, you can say “yes”, or “yeeeah”, or “uh huh”, but for some reason you can’t say “yep”. Yep-oh yep, baby! Yep! Yep! Yep! Yep! Yep! Yep! Yep! ……INDEEEED!!!….. Affirmative!”
— Demetri Martin (via seraviloxela)

(via hardforgodard)

zeram:

maozedung:

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve 

i almost spit everywhere

(via owllfeathers)

sycophancy:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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you style that hair lil’ dude!

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You had me at Spider-Man pushing a stroller.

(via not-the-average-or-expected)

“The reason there’s smog in Los Angeles is ‘cause if we could see the stars
If we could see the context of the universe in which we exist
And we could see how small each one of us is
Against the vastness of what we don’t know
No one would ever audition for a McDonalds commercial again
And then where would we be?
No frozen dinners and no TV
And is that a world we want to text in?”
— George Watsky (via swaggedy-ann)

(via fuckyeahgwatsky)

tonytoggles:

fuck the gender binary

tonytoggles:

fuck the gender binary

(via endreal)